| | jar·gon1  /ˈdʒɑr gən, -gɒn/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[jahr-guh n, -gon] –noun 1.the language, esp. the vocabulary, peculiar to a particular trade, profession, or group: medical jargon 2.unintelligible or meaningless talk or writing; gibberish. 5.language that is characterized by uncommon or pretentious vocabulary and convoluted syntax and is often vague in meaning
I really, really hate jargon. I despise businesstalk. I dislike academic jargon. I loathe Christianese.
I mean, ok, so I use my own petty jargons- my barista words, some scholastic patter, a little teacher talk- but really. I accept the reality of discourse conventions and genre concerns. But when I'm in class or church and I hear certain words and phrases, I just stop thinking about the meaning being conveyed and focus on hating the words being used.
There are a lot of Christian words I dislike. I am not talking about those right now (ok, comfort zone, hard heart, traveling mercies, Christian walk, heart for x, ministry and fellowship And sheep). There are a lot of academic terms I think are useless. I am not... ok, I will. I hate the expression "unpack meaning". With the power of a thousand, thousand burning suns. I'm really tired of power, dichotomies, continua, and frameworks.
But what I really, really hate is when Christianese and academese come together. My top 5 banned words for the next 24 hours (until I have to, must hear them again in class):
5) syncretism 4) exegesis 3) eschaton 2) ontological
And the most incredibly irritating phrase I have ever heard uttered in any language (notice the inappropriate phrasal/particle construction): 1) speak to
No, the professor will not "speak to" that passage. He may talk about it, he may even examine it, but so help me, he will not speak to it. You can't speak to passages. They won't talk back, and frankly they probably don't like chastisement, either.
There are better ways to say all of these things. Use your Anglo-Saxon, please. Or even, so help us, your French. Just not the Greek. PLEASE not the Greek.
I do like seminary. Really I do. I just sometimes want to wash people's mouths out with lexis-blocking soap.
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