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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Jargon

 
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Calvin: Institutes of the Christian Religion (2 Volume Set)
By John Calvin
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jar·gon1      [jahr-guhn, -gon]  –noun
1.the language, esp. the vocabulary, peculiar to a particular trade, profession, or group: medical jargon
2.unintelligible or meaningless talk or writing; gibberish.
5.language that is characterized by uncommon or pretentious vocabulary and convoluted syntax and is often vague in meaning

I really, really hate jargon. I despise businesstalk. I dislike academic jargon. I loathe Christianese.

I mean, ok, so I use my own petty jargons- my barista words, some scholastic patter, a little teacher talk- but really. I accept the reality of discourse conventions and genre concerns. But when I'm in class or church and I hear certain words and phrases, I just stop thinking about the meaning being conveyed and focus on hating the words being used.

There are a lot of Christian words I dislike. I am not talking about those right now (ok, comfort zone, hard heart, traveling mercies, Christian walk, heart for x, ministry and fellowship And sheep). There are a lot of academic terms I think are useless. I am not... ok, I will. I hate the expression "unpack meaning". With the power of a thousand, thousand burning suns. I'm really tired of power, dichotomies, continua, and frameworks.

But what I really, really hate is when Christianese and academese come together. My top 5 banned words for the next 24 hours (until I have to, must hear them again in class):

5) syncretism
4) exegesis
3) eschaton
2) ontological

And the most incredibly irritating phrase I have ever heard uttered in any language (notice the inappropriate phrasal/particle construction):
1) speak to

No, the professor will not "speak to" that passage. He may talk about it, he may even examine it, but so help me, he will not speak to it. You can't speak to passages. They won't talk back, and frankly they probably don't like chastisement, either.

There are better ways to say all of these things. Use your Anglo-Saxon, please. Or even, so help us, your French. Just not the Greek. PLEASE not the Greek.

I do like seminary. Really I do. I just sometimes want to wash people's mouths out with lexis-blocking soap.
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Janna, someone should really speak to you about the power of encouraging notes.  Had you received one encouraging note or a few words of wisdom today, perhaps you wouldn't be so distraught.  I think the simple 'cure' is to spend several hours fellowshipping with some other believers--or at the very least you should schedule some hang out time with someone to hear their 'life story.'  (The over-used phrase that I can't stand)
Posted 2/27/2007 12:54 PM by implicitmissmegan - reply

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Heh. Sheep. Makes me think of Nietzsche.
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How fun that we get to simultaneously attend that most august of insitutions, Westminster, hehe. Oh your comment about Harvard cracked me up, we just had a guy transfer from Westminster East and he informed me our campus is a little more mellow, he attributed it to the smaller campus and student body and I think much of it has to do with the constant sunshine, you can't be crochety with all of it. If I may be so bold after my first semester at Westminster I would like to add to your buzzword list a couple that I'm sure will soon be on it: archetypal theology, ectypal theology, and christological intent. Lovely terms to meditate on, so what is your major? we can foster some transamerican solidarity over the oppressive workload of seminary. maybe start our own group and make up our own jargon.
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You are so totally right about adding archetype. I think Christological (or Christology) can be number 6 on the list- just remember that we're talking about words that have a perfectly good everyday English equivalent. So painful as it is, we may have to leave off words like ectypal and elenctic.
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